Today will be a good day. I swear it.
I legitimately feel like an outsider in my own home with my family. Hardly included. I want to get out of here. Can I please go to Jacksonville? I want it so bad. This place is not my home.
I have a name and number in my contact book on my phone that i’ve never seen before in my life and it’s freaking me out a little bit
Call it yo
God, I hate my job so much. And my fucking boss. I need to find a new job…
- Customer: *walks into RadioShack* hey guys, I'm looking for an IP scrambler?
- Gracious sales associate: I'm sorry sir those are illegal in the United States... But don't worry, I won't inform the authorities you're looking for one...
- Zelda: Twilight Princess
- Do my budget
- Possibly buy CoD: BO II
- Eat all day
Any other suggestions?
Joshua Moore, you’re one beautiful son of a bitch. You’re amazing, man. Keeping doing what you do.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
Best one: Canada that really is a planet shut the fuck up
The 12th Doctor is announced, Steven Moffat has gone mad with power and declared himself as the new Doctor, there’s a new companion too it is also Moffat, we’ll see a new bad guy in this series as well it’s called The Moffat. The programme in now called Doctor Moffat and will be shown on BBCMoffat every Saturday night, now known as Moffat Night
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
SO SING WITH ME IF YOU FEEL THIS FEELING
Juhlya just asked me for a corn dog….
Take a hot dog. Cook it. Acquire a stick. Place the hot dog on the stick. Super glue some corn to it.
““JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever””
— -Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
Turns out Rowling was just trying to drop us a subtle hint that she’s murdered 7 people.
Each piece is scattered amongst all of the books, so you’d literally have to destroy every single Harry Potter book ever printed to kill her.