Reblogged from Your Lord and Master Stands on High
I legitimately feel like an outsider in my own home with my family. Hardly included. I want to get out of here. Can I please go to Jacksonville? I want it so bad. This place is not my home.
Conversations, conversations. Ours are never, you are ever so convincing. They’ll get better, they’ll get better!
I have a name and number in my contact book on my phone that i’ve never seen before in my life and it’s freaking me out a little bit
Call it yo
Reblogged from Famous Last Words
I’m protected. It’s like the condom of celiac disease!
God, I hate my job so much. And my fucking boss. I need to find a new job…
Script kiddies...
- Customer: *walks into RadioShack* hey guys, I'm looking for an IP scrambler?
- Gracious sales associate: I'm sorry sir those are illegal in the United States... But don't worry, I won't inform the authorities you're looking for one...
All the Cool Kids Hate Capitalists.: youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was...
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
It’s true, I believe. An awesome story though!
Reblogged from All the Cool Kids Hate Capitalists.
Microsoft wants this video off the internet, watch, share and even re upload it somewhere else.
wow…just…fucking incredible
hahahahaha jesus
There’s another device that’s gonna work offline
It’s called the PS4
Reblogged from All the Cool Kids Hate Capitalists.
Today’s agenda:
- Drum
- Zelda: Twilight Princess
- Do my budget
- Possibly buy CoD: BO II
- Eat all day
Any other suggestions?
Joshua Moore, you’re one beautiful son of a bitch. You’re amazing, man. Keeping doing what you do.
I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.
This is…. it’s beautiful.
“I summoned it with my mustache.”
Reblogged from Slightly Disoriented